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LL: HE'S NOT A MIDGET by CIAOYOO LL: HE'S NOT A MIDGET by CIAOYOO
.... just fun-sized. :iconheplz:


:bulletblack::iconliar-liars: :iconliar-liars: :iconliar-liars::bulletred:
#liar-liars is a private group of idiots who're trying to be cool. B)

[ SAMUEL ZHENG ]
codename BLACKBIRD



PERSONALITY
A bizarre individual who was introduced into the Birdcage as a boy, Sam can be best described in layman's terms as a "gigantic dickwad". Hypocritical to the core, Sam regards himself as the only exception to his many rules and treats others with a trademark distaste, even going as far as threatening to shoot those who irritate him. Despite this, he prefers grinning lecherously to frowning (though he does both equally often). Although most deranged inhabitants of the Birdcage tend towards instability, Sam's psychosis somehow translates into logic, but his warped 'rational' interpretations of the world are often more disturbing than their insane counterparts.

HISTORY
The only child of two high-up Birdcage researchers, Sam was born into the Family to be raised as an operative. The less-than-child-friendly environment cultivated him into an amoral killer with an underlying strain of psychosis. He was also the youngest to be operated on (at the ripe age of 3½); the operation to give the toddler perfect aim failed, rendering his left eyeball defunct. He was later given an integrated mechanical 'scope-eye' to compensate. Sam is one of the original operatives of the Birdcage, and understands little of life outside it.

WEAPONS
Serving as two parts sniper and one part bioterrorist, Sam usually totes around his sniper rifle (right) moreso than his projectile gun (left).

LIKES
Fish, tea, his ridiculously expensive bespoke suits nosrsly do not touch, classical music, "pretty things", his guns, naming his guns, big guns :iconheplz:, guns in general.

DISLIKESHATES
Pretty much everything else. However, there are snap points:
WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE FOR
- PDA
- Arrogance
- Getting blood on his suits because they cost upwards of ten grand to replace (and he will not dryclean)
- Animal cruelty though he regularly kills animals for testing .... ???
- Trying to touch him (ie. molesting B|) -- only exception is his tailor. 8D


TRIVIA
- prefers three piece english suits, peak and cloverleaf lapels and angle cut cuffs. His favorite houses are Brioni and Caraceni.

- has the tendency to drop obscene observations or jokes, though whether he's a real pervert or not is another question altogether ...

- fondness has inverse relationship to how much he smiles -- ie. the more he likes you, the more he'll abuse you. And then he'll kill you if he loves you. :V

- has a serious issue with blood, mainly because he thinks humans are disgusting. Probably would vomit if enough got on him. B)

- his rifle is named "Olivia" while his projectile gun is called "Plume".

- Doesn't actually hate it when Jake calls him hyung BUT NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
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cheshire-kun Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011
AAAAH SAMUELLLLLLLLL :iconpervplz:
GAH DAT SUIT & RIFLEEEEEEEEEEEEE ♥♥♥

OHOHOH AND I AM AMUSED THAT YOU/SAM HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS MY EX...YEA I DATED YOU >:U
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CIAOYOO Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2011
WHY WOULD YOU BREAK UP WITH ME :iconcryforeverplz:

I'D TREAT YOU RIGHT BABYYYYY /stands outside your house with a boombox blasting rick astley ♥
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shaeng Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
whua it's so well drawn *_*
I like everything on that picture
the background the font and the character...awesome! :D
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CIAOYOO Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2011
; 0 ;;;; t-thank you shaeee ahhh * A *
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shaeng Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xDD no sweat
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OneHappyStar Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2011
EEEEEEEHAHHAGKEGSHALKJAGDKh;agsdsla;<33333333333333333333333333 SAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HONNEEEYYYY *HUG AND THEN GETS SHOT A MILLION TIMES :'C Y U NO RAV ME SAM*

he looks soo raavvvvrryy e//u//eee<3333333333333333 and eee hyuunngg<33 HYUNG HYUNG FOREVER o n o;;
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KABAC0N Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011
:iconsparklesplz: Sassy~ And that rifleee, gonna make him look more bite sized. 8DDD
he likes you, the more he'll abuse you. And then he'll kill you if he loves you. ....:iconslashshockplz:
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Linnix Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
DSFFSD OH MYYYY <333
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Trash-meta Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011  Student Writer
He looks like a perfect character for a manga, comic or something. A scary person, but an awesome artwork Nattie. *Thumbs up* :)
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KestrelWings Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Loooool....I'll bet he gets some of his biological weapons from Marie...
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